I’m going to be as subtle as possible; you’re screwed buddy!

thanks… i am very nerv vous

50 euro

fuck you

fuck you

I think the sun is a government conspiracy

clacl:

Why do you think they always tell us not to look at it?

im home alone at my grandmother and the phone rang. i assumed it was a telemarker so i let it go to the answer mechiene. now it says line in use, and no one is the house.

maybe one day ill play LoL well… maybe…

shotadean:

A PORN BLOG JUST ERASED ONE OF MY POPULAR TEXT POSTS AND JUST PUT

"SEXE BOOBS" INSTEAD

SEXE BOOBS

when they don’t deserve it
goanimatescreencaps:

the guy with the sunglasses is supposed to be chuck e

goanimatescreencaps:

the guy with the sunglasses is supposed to be chuck e

fawndear:

xboxlive:

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

I’m so sorry, my name is Ken-sama

there can only be one